We weren't born to follow

WE WEREN'T BORN TO FOLLOW

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I ASKED MY FLATMATES ON FACEBOOK TO COME CHECK IT OUT FOR ME AND ONE DID AND YES IT WAS A SPIDER AND IT WAS DEAD AND SHE MADE IT EVEN MORE DEAD JUST TO BE SURE AND THEN FLUSHED IT DOWN THE LOO BUT I NO LONGER FEEL SAFE HERE I’M OUT

Filed under my only hope is that it came from outside and just kind of hitched a ride when we came back in rather than think about the fact that my 8 conkers on my window and 2 or 3 others placed strategically around my room plus spider spray around my window might not be working enough yeah i dont like the idea that there could be more ew need to text my mum might not sleep tonight

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Slightly concerned that there’s a big dead spider in my room but I don’t want to get close enough to look so I’m not sure
It doesn’t feel like there should be any spiders in this flat because its so clean and new and so bloody far up, plus I have conkers on my window and in a few places in my room which are supposed to repel spiders but
It does look quite a bit like a shrivelled up spider
And I think I stepped on whatever it is
There is one girl in my flat who I think is ok with spiders because she told us right at the start not to kill them so I might message her and tell her to investigate for me because no one’s in the kitchen so i don’t want to go knocking on doors when I dont know who is or isn’t asleep

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blood-of-the-angels:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta


























I need this

blood-of-the-angels:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

I need this

(Source: ldrsociety, via invisiblechickens)